Robert W. McCoy Jr
08-05-2004, 12:21 AM
Never choke in a Southern restaurant...
> >
> > Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a
> > shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine
> > operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
> > eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or
> > so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
> >
> > One of the hillbillies looks at her and says
> > "Kin ya swallar?"
> >
> > The woman shakes her head no.
> >
> > "Kin ya breathe?"
> >
> > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her
> > head no.
> >
> > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up
> > the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and
> > quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
> > tongue.
> >
> > The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
> > spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As
> > she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
> > slowly back to the bar.
> >
> > His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that
> > there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed
> > nobody do it!" :whistle: :hide: :lol:
> >
> > Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a
> > shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine
> > operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
> > eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or
> > so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
> >
> > One of the hillbillies looks at her and says
> > "Kin ya swallar?"
> >
> > The woman shakes her head no.
> >
> > "Kin ya breathe?"
> >
> > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her
> > head no.
> >
> > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up
> > the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and
> > quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
> > tongue.
> >
> > The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
> > spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As
> > she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
> > slowly back to the bar.
> >
> > His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that
> > there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed
> > nobody do it!" :whistle: :hide: :lol: