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ArrowHawk
07-27-2004, 08:55 AM
It is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper. Taken shortly after
he landed, It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will
see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders.

http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg




Gone Fishing
07-27-2004, 09:01 AM
You got me! :p

Steven Arend
07-27-2004, 09:10 AM
It was in the comedy. I knew something was up.

Steve

turtleboy66
07-27-2004, 11:13 AM
I knew him..He would never jump...HE WAS PUSHED!!!!!!!!!:lol:

DaveW731
07-27-2004, 12:45 PM
And he told me just the other day that he was getting past his shyness and was coming out of his shell....

Gone Fishing
07-27-2004, 12:53 PM
I can’t believe the spectators did nothing to help! They sure ended up with egg on their faces. :p

trout
07-27-2004, 12:54 PM
Yeah, it seems he was pushing the limits and finally cracked.
Many told him to just wait, as change will happen in time.
He was a good egg too!

tangleknot
07-27-2004, 01:04 PM
Humpty will be greatly missed. :corkysm55

Steven Arend
07-27-2004, 01:15 PM
I heard a roomer that he had to scramble quickly because the cops where coming to fry him.

Steve.

Bluegill Bob
07-27-2004, 01:15 PM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the Kings horses and all the Kings Men,
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

MSUICEMAN
07-27-2004, 01:19 PM
i recognize some of them characters, they are wanted for poaching!

trout
07-27-2004, 01:48 PM
For Immediate Release
Tues. July 27,2004

TYSON FARMS:
Farm police are seeking a suspect in the murder case at the main barn area.
An apparrent suicide may not be what it appears.
Witnesses claim a large suspect wearing a chicken suit was seen at the location.
One witness was quoted " I saw the Big *****ed chicken sitting up on the shelf right before the victem fell."
"It's as if the victem came from nowhere"

Most of the suspects were searched by police butt they didn't have a big *****.

The police in charge, say this may be an isolated case as nobody has really ever seen a chicken with a Big *****.

Rest assured the cops will dive into this case much harder over the next few days.
Another Detective was quoted :
"The Doughnut industry is effected by this as well and we feel compelled to solve this case before the morning."