New Sign in the restroom of a bar

[ArrowHawk]

Express Lane:
Five beers or less

Sign over one of the urinals

[turtleboy66]

DO NOT EAT THE BIG WHITE MINT!!!

Sign over the other urinal.:p

[Randy Kidd]

Sign over the Urinal

"Don't throw toothpicks in urinal, Crabs can polevault!!)

[Gillgitter]

Sign on the door at the bordello


Closed: Beat it

[gunrod]

I don't know if those are real but this one is actually over the urinal in the Deer Horn Inn in Wellston:

"Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal. The same hands that pick out the butts make your food."

I've yet to see a butt in the urinal there.

[FishinJoe]

The 5 beers or less is real, have seen it here in Dearborn, in fast it was next to me a lot last night, probably too much.

[bignoccursg]

We have a sign on the bathroom door of our cabin that reads "Please dont throw cigarette butts in the urinal, it makes them soggy and hard to light"