Garden Bay
07-20-2004, 07:50 AM
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large parrot. There was a sign on the cage that read $50.00, "why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner said, "Look, I should tell you first that this parrot used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes says some pretty wild stuff". The woman thought about this but decided she had to have him anyway.
She took it home and hung the birds cage in the living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around and said "new house, new madam". She was a bit shocked at the implication but passed it off. The womans 3 teenage daughters came home from school and the parrot said "new house, new madam, new hookers" The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh at the situation. Some time passed and the woman's husband came home from work, walked in the door and the parrot said "Hi Keith"
She took it home and hung the birds cage in the living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around and said "new house, new madam". She was a bit shocked at the implication but passed it off. The womans 3 teenage daughters came home from school and the parrot said "new house, new madam, new hookers" The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh at the situation. Some time passed and the woman's husband came home from work, walked in the door and the parrot said "Hi Keith"