Bluegill Bob
07-14-2004, 10:05 PM
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they
>sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
>spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for
>fear it would turn to politics.
>
>As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair
>reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No
thanks,
>my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
>
>The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied,
>"Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells
>like."
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OK here is one for the Democtats
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He
awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George,
what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises,and then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of F.D.R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," F.D.R. replies and fades into the mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
>sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
>spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for
>fear it would turn to politics.
>
>As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair
>reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No
thanks,
>my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
>
>The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied,
>"Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells
>like."
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OK here is one for the Democtats
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He
awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George,
what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises,and then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of F.D.R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," F.D.R. replies and fades into the mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."