Bluegill Bob
07-11-2004, 08:32 AM
A man is dating three women and is having a hard time deciding which one to pick.
He decides to give them a test.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and observes what they do with the money.
The first has a total makeover. She goes to a top salon has a facial, manicure, pedicure and her hair styled. She buys new outfits, lingerie and shoes. She purchases a health club membership.
She tells the man that she has done this to make herself more attractive to the man because she loves him very much.
The man is quite impressed.
The second gets him new golf clubs, season tickets for his favorite team, some techy toys and new power tools.
She tells the man she has done this because she loves him very much and she wants him to be happy.
The man is quite impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market and earns several times the original amount. She gives him $5,000 back and invests the remainder in joint spider fund. She tells the man she has done this because she loves him very much and she wants him to have a happy future.
The man is quite impressed.
The man thought long and hard about what each woman had done with the money.
Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
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He decides to give them a test.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and observes what they do with the money.
The first has a total makeover. She goes to a top salon has a facial, manicure, pedicure and her hair styled. She buys new outfits, lingerie and shoes. She purchases a health club membership.
She tells the man that she has done this to make herself more attractive to the man because she loves him very much.
The man is quite impressed.
The second gets him new golf clubs, season tickets for his favorite team, some techy toys and new power tools.
She tells the man she has done this because she loves him very much and she wants him to be happy.
The man is quite impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market and earns several times the original amount. She gives him $5,000 back and invests the remainder in joint spider fund. She tells the man she has done this because she loves him very much and she wants him to have a happy future.
The man is quite impressed.
The man thought long and hard about what each woman had done with the money.
Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
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