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Bluegill Bob
07-08-2004, 09:21 AM
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:


I decide to wash my car.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote.

Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.




PrtyMolusk
07-08-2004, 09:30 AM
Howdy, BB-


My Gawd! You have described my day to a tee!

My family may finally understand my disability now that I can show this to them....

....if I could only remember who they are ???!!!!

turtleboy66
07-08-2004, 09:39 AM
I resemble those remarks.:bash:

Randy Kidd
07-08-2004, 02:29 PM
I'll say it again: Memory is the second thing to go...I can't remember what the first is though :yikes:

DaveW731
07-15-2004, 09:56 AM
BB:
Sounds like you put a spycam in my house!!
However, you missed one important factor involved in AAADD, which is AID.
AID is different than AIDS.
AID stands for "Adolescent Induced Dimentia" and is such a high risk factor for AAADD that anyone with AID is viturually assured of developing it.
AID symptoms include the following:
Being sure that you told your teenagers to clean their room in the morning, being sure that they said that they did it in the afternoon and being sure that you cannot tell the difference that evening.
Being sure that you told them that they can't have friends sleep over tonight. You fall asleep on the couch and wake up at 1 am. The friends are still there, show no intention of leaving and your kid tells you that its OK, they'll just stay up all night.
The daughter just got done mucking her horse's stall and carrying 40lb feed bales, but you actually consider it reasonable when she she argues that she can't do the dishes because she had her nails done yesterday.
The son can bench press 100 lbs more than you can, you believe him when he says he is too tired to mow the lawn, yet you actually consider it reasonable when he then requests to go water skiing with his friends.
I am sure I am missing other symptoms, but the effect of AID is a chronic pattern of doubting your own rationality and memory. This in turn creates an inflammation of the central nervous system which increases the risk for AAADD.

PrtyMolusk
07-15-2004, 12:23 PM
Howdy-

Man, I must be TERMINAL !

When I sent this to my wife last week, she said "Yes, you liked this when I sent it to you a few months ago, too !" :yikes: