True Bravery

[Winterover]

Definition of True Bravery:

Arriving home at 2 a.m. from a night out with the boys
and, while being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
you have the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or
are you flying someplace".

[Randy Kidd]

FOLKS DO NOT TRY THIS!!!! TRUST ME ON THIS :hide: :coco:

[Gillgitter]

I came home to an angry wife (now ex-wife) once after a hard night out with the boys. As I was stagering down the hall to the bedroom she came out of the bathroom an screamed at me...... "drunk again!!!!!"

I said "ya........me too!" She didn't think that was to funny

[timberdoodle528]

Oh man, that's hilarious! LOL :lol:

[Garden Bay]

reminds me of a friend that came home late and his wife started b-tching at him, he said "write it down, I'll read it in the morning":lol: