FREEPOP
07-02-2004, 04:08 PM
A frenchman,an iraqi,and an american were sitting in a bar somewhere in the middle east.
The frenchman,thinking he could impress the american,that all frenchmen arent pansies.Downed his glass of wine,tossed it in the air,and drew his pistol and shot it in mid air.Then declared,in france we have so many glasses from being a big wine country.That we dont need to drink from the same glass twice.
Well the iraqi,wanting to impress them both,downed his drink.Then tossed the glass in the air and hammered it with his AK-47.Then declared,we have so much sand in iraq,that we can make all the glass we want,and never have to drink from the same glass twice.
Well the american sat there for a moment,then smiled.He pulled out his glock and shot them both.Looked at the bartender and said,in America we have enough liberals and iraqi's,that you dont have to drink with the same one twice.I'll have another beer.
No offense to anyone, just found it funny. You can insert any Nationality and Political affiliation you like :)
The frenchman,thinking he could impress the american,that all frenchmen arent pansies.Downed his glass of wine,tossed it in the air,and drew his pistol and shot it in mid air.Then declared,in france we have so many glasses from being a big wine country.That we dont need to drink from the same glass twice.
Well the iraqi,wanting to impress them both,downed his drink.Then tossed the glass in the air and hammered it with his AK-47.Then declared,we have so much sand in iraq,that we can make all the glass we want,and never have to drink from the same glass twice.
Well the american sat there for a moment,then smiled.He pulled out his glock and shot them both.Looked at the bartender and said,in America we have enough liberals and iraqi's,that you dont have to drink with the same one twice.I'll have another beer.
No offense to anyone, just found it funny. You can insert any Nationality and Political affiliation you like :)