Dolly and the Queen

[rough water]

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day.
> They both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to
> heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space
> left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.
>
> The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why
> she should go to heaven, whereupon she took off her top and said,
> "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created,and
I'm
sure
> it will please God to be able to see them every day for
> eternity."
>
> The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
> The Queen took a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shook it
> up,and gargled. Then, she spit into the toilette and pulled the
> lever.
>
> The angel said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
>
> Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two
> of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She simply
> gargled and she got in. Would you explain that to me?"
>
> "Sorry, Dolly,"said the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush
beats a
pair,
> no matter how big they are." :SHOCKED:

[GVSUKUSH]

Nice! and as a sidenote, are those things of hers real?? :yikes:

[archie holst]

Rumor has it they've been reduced.