Senior Citizens for Kerry

[Neal]

Taken from an unknown newspaper editorial page.

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I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had vacation homes. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War. I lost my home. I lost my health insurance. As a matter of fact, I lost everything and became homeless. Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of
helping me, they arrested me. I will do anything to insure President Bush's defeat in the next election. I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go. I just thought you would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration. Thank you for taking the time to read my letter.



Sincerely,
Saddam Hussein

[Ranger Ray]

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[THETOOLMAN]

that lady is a lier[ she may be on CRACK]- except for her hatred for one of the finest presidents and persons EVER

[turtleboy66]

that lady is a lier[ she may be on CRACK]- except for her hatred for one of the finest presidents and persons EVERI think you have missed the name of the person who signed the editorial.:D

[THETOOLMAN]

I think you have missed the name of the person who signed the editorial.:D****
DANG!!! I did it again!! I guess I get MAD way to fast!! """"SORRY"""" Now it's FUNNY! :)

[fishlkmich]

I thought that there was another forum for jokes. If this is the appropriate forum for political jokes your man is at the brunt of many:

BUSH AT THE PEARLY GATES
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
:D

[Hunt_n_Fish]

one of the finest presidents and persons EVER
I hope your lieing, Bush is about as smart as ..............well read the joke by fishlkmich.

[BackStrap]

:16suspect "lieing" :help:

I see no room to make judgement.

[Byron]

:16suspect "lieing" :help:

I see no room to make judgement.
Or "judgment", either. ;)

Best Regards,
Byron

(Before you look it up, yeah, I know "judgement" is a listed variant, but "judgment" is the original and correct spelling. Don't take offense, the irony just struck me as funny.)