Garden Bay
06-30-2004, 01:27 PM
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London, One took a window seat the other th middle seat. Just before takeoff an American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff the American kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab next to the window said "I need to get a coke"
"Don't get up" said the American" I'm in the aisle seat I'll get it for you" As soon as he left the arab picked up his shoe and spit in it. When he returned the other Arab said he'd like one too.So the American, obligingly got it for him. As soon as he left the other Arab spit in his other shoe. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and he knew immediately what had happenend. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations, the hatred, the animosity,? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?":evil:
"Don't get up" said the American" I'm in the aisle seat I'll get it for you" As soon as he left the arab picked up his shoe and spit in it. When he returned the other Arab said he'd like one too.So the American, obligingly got it for him. As soon as he left the other Arab spit in his other shoe. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and he knew immediately what had happenend. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations, the hatred, the animosity,? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?":evil: