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Bluegill Bob
03-18-2004, 05:34 AM
The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Gov Marc Racicot, RNC National Chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.




PrtyMolusk
03-18-2004, 05:39 AM
Howdy-

While I usually avoid the political posts, I'm glad I checked this one out. :D

jpollman
03-18-2004, 07:16 AM
Well if you ask me, the Democrats couldn't have chosen a more PERFECT mascot either !

Swamp Monster
03-18-2004, 07:29 AM
JP, your right!! Unfortunately, the democratic jack.....donkeys can and do breed! Does wonders for the gene pool!

Bolo
03-18-2004, 08:10 AM
blugill bob, LMAO:D....................What a waste of a good condom, I hope its an XL one.

lead bouncer
03-18-2004, 08:31 AM
The Democrats will need MORE tacks (tax) to hold theirs on. :D

I think this thread could get very sticky.......




-LB :)

Bolo
03-18-2004, 08:42 AM
I would think we would need more TAX, to try to pay some of this HUGE DEFICIT. But maybe they will figure out a way..........yea okay.

tgafish
03-18-2004, 08:48 AM
I wouldn't vote democrat if you tortured me. But I still had to laugh at that joke. It was very creative for a group of people that have one answer to all problems. Socialism:D

Neal
03-18-2004, 09:11 AM
Hmmmm I see the Democrats changed theirs also.......

http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/539/1599dnc_seal.jpg


I got a million of em'

PrtyMolusk
03-18-2004, 09:22 AM
Howdy-

Neal, you've just got too much free time at work, buddy....

lead bouncer
03-18-2004, 09:23 AM
Neal, I really like the Dems new seal..........I just see one thing missing from the picture.
Where is the coat hanger through the babies head. That, I believe, would better represent their policy.

Sorry if that sounds sick.........but it is.



-LB :)

Bluegill Bob
03-18-2004, 09:26 AM
Neal;:p :D :D When we have to deal with the choices we have it helps to have a sence of humor. I like that one too.

Bluegill Bob
03-18-2004, 09:36 AM
Lead bouncer;

Yes it is sick, and I don't think it is a Democratic policy. If it was kept legal for a woman to make her own choice , people would not have to resort to such a thing. Think about it.

I started this web ment to be humor and I think Neal gave a much more fitting answer.

TrailFndr
03-18-2004, 12:53 PM
Where is the coat hanger through the babies head. That, I believe, would better represent their policy.

I seriously doubt that even YOU can believe that the policy of ANYONE is what you claim. Freedom of CHOICE is granted by the constitution of the United States. Freedom to chose what to do with your own body goes hand in hand with that same freedom of Choice.

toots
03-18-2004, 01:41 PM
To me both sides are under control of big money. They do not operate for the good of all people. Its to bad we cannot elect someone who is not in debt to someone for something.

lead bouncer
03-18-2004, 01:41 PM
Guys, guys.....prochoice is murdering unborn American babies.
How can that be OK and killing of our enemys in the war on terror not be?

The "coat hanger" referrence is dark and brutal, as is the action of removing the unborn from the womb. Reality check here.

I am certain the founding fathers did not grant as a right the murdering of unborn babies in mind when drafting the Constitution.

It is long been and continues to be a major party stance for the democrats......that is, unless Kerry has flip-flopped on this issue, too. :D ;)

-LB :)

Bluegill Bob
03-18-2004, 03:20 PM
Not sure why this seemed like a debate on abortions . Is this the same political party that is saying “We need less Government in our lives,” then telling women that they have no say in their decision to terminate a pregnancy? The “Less Government “will tell you what to do with your body.
I don’t think I am qualified to tell someone how to make that decision in till I become pregnant under their exact circumstances . (I don’t think that can happen). I saw a bumper sticker once that said it best I think. “ Don’t believe in abortion? Don’t have one.”