Alcohol Warnings

[Bluegill Bob]

> >Due to increasing products liability litigation,
> > >American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's
> > >suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
> > >immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
> > >what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The consumption of alcohol may make you think
> > >you are whispering when you are not.
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The consumption of alcohol is a major
> > >factor in dancing like a retard.
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
> > >your friends over and over again that you love them.
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The consumption of alcohol may
> > >cause you to think you can sing.
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
> > >that ex-lovers
> > >are really dying for you to telephone them at four in
> > >the morning.
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
> > >logically
> > >converse with other members of the opposite sex
> > >without spitting.
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
> > >inexplicable
> > >rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
> > >that you
> > >are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
> > >most people.
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The consumption of alcohol may lead you
> > >to think people are laughing WITH you.
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The consumption of alcohol
> > >may cause pregnancy.
> >
> >
> > >WARNING:
> >
> > >The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can
> > >tipe real gode.
> >

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