Bluegill Bob
02-21-2004, 07:18 PM
Retirement Plan
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10
cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
This is my new retirement program. I call it my 401Keg program.
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10
cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
This is my new retirement program. I call it my 401Keg program.