twodogsphil
02-18-2004, 09:06 AM
Mama Lion and Papa Lion were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Lion a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY LION: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY LION: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY LION: "I want to live with my Uncle William Clay in Detroit."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance he'll beat you also?"
BABY LION: "No sir. The Detroit Lions don't beat anybody."
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY LION: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY LION: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY LION: "I want to live with my Uncle William Clay in Detroit."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance he'll beat you also?"
BABY LION: "No sir. The Detroit Lions don't beat anybody."