fishwitch44
02-17-2004, 06:58 PM
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What
are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you,"
replies the ugly man.
"You know I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night I
noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of
course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We did it all
night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her
on top!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You are one lucky guy.
Was she pretty?" "Dunno... never found the head!"
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you,"
replies the ugly man.
"You know I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night I
noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of
course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We did it all
night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her
on top!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You are one lucky guy.
Was she pretty?" "Dunno... never found the head!"
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: