ArrowHawk
02-11-2004, 03:49 PM
> A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a
> quiet rural pub.
>
> She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over
> immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals
> for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does
> so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is
> full and bushy.
>
> "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his
> face with both hands.
>
> "Actually, no" he replies.
>
> "Can you get him for me -- I need to speak to him."
> She is running her hands up beyond his beard and into
> his hair.
>
> "I'm afraid that I can't," breathes the barman,
> clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
>
> "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she
> continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into
> his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
>
> "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
>
> quiet rural pub.
>
> She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over
> immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals
> for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does
> so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is
> full and bushy.
>
> "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his
> face with both hands.
>
> "Actually, no" he replies.
>
> "Can you get him for me -- I need to speak to him."
> She is running her hands up beyond his beard and into
> his hair.
>
> "I'm afraid that I can't," breathes the barman,
> clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
>
> "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she
> continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into
> his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
>
> "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
>