100%

[RNWIII]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

So what makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then...
H-A-R-D W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4 +23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But...
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And..
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND look how far ass kissing will take you...
A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19 +11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty
that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass
Kissing will put you over the top.

[Huntin Horseman]

LOL!! So true!

[Doctor]

Breaks my heart to admit this is all to true.

Except, when our hearts stop beating so does the BS. Then we are truly judged for what we are. Hopefully my head will not be buried to far up someone else's ***** and neglect my own life everafter.


Doctor

[secondgear]

Funny!

[catch&release]

:eek: