fishwitch44
02-10-2004, 11:03 AM
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely
examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk
for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is, hoping he has finally found the ultimate lawsuit to jump start his carrer.
"Well," said the drunk, "it looks like plastic and feels like
rubber."
"Let me have it," said the lawyer. Taking it, he began to roll it
between
his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely. "Yes," he finally said,
"it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what
it is. Where did you get it?"
"From my nose," the drunk replied.....
:eek: :eek:
examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk
for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is, hoping he has finally found the ultimate lawsuit to jump start his carrer.
"Well," said the drunk, "it looks like plastic and feels like
rubber."
"Let me have it," said the lawyer. Taking it, he began to roll it
between
his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely. "Yes," he finally said,
"it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what
it is. Where did you get it?"
"From my nose," the drunk replied.....
:eek: :eek: