Ole and the stranger

[Winterover]

Ole wasn't looking where he was going and his grocery cart collided with
another as he turned a corner in a Wal-Mart store.

Ole says to the other guy, "Vhoops! I'm sorry, but I vas yust looking
for my vife."

"What a coincidence," says the stranger, "so am I, and I'm getting a
little frustrated"

Ole: "Vell, maybe I can help you. Vhat does yer vife look like?"

Stranger: "She's tall, slender, with long, blond hair, blue eyes, long
legs, firm boobs, and a nice butt. What does your wife look like?"

Ole: "Neffer mind, let's yust look fer yurs!"

[deepwoods]

Good one.:D

[catch&release]

:)