twodogsphil
02-04-2004, 05:35 PM
Tom was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked
up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up
magazine. Ouch!! What was that for?" Tom asked.
That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the
name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," Tom explained.
"Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have known there
was a good explanation."
Three days later Tom was watching a ball game on TV when his wife walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When Tom came too, he asked, "Now what was that for?"
His wife replied, "Your horse called today."
up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up
magazine. Ouch!! What was that for?" Tom asked.
That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the
name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," Tom explained.
"Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have known there
was a good explanation."
Three days later Tom was watching a ball game on TV when his wife walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When Tom came too, he asked, "Now what was that for?"
His wife replied, "Your horse called today."