Papa Smurf
02-03-2004, 04:00 PM
My college days are a ways behind me; I've got the wife and kids and a mortgage now. Some of you, however, may be gearing up to go away to school next Fall. It's never too early to start thinking about fitting in socially while you're away from home! Since I've always felt I take more from this site than I give, I feel it is my duty to present to you soon-to-be-college-freshmen:
WORDS & PHRASES THAT SOUND GREAT WHEN SPOKEN "IN BELCH":
1. "Ricola!"
2. "Superkalifrajilisticexpialadotious!"
3. "Wie geht's, meine Schatze?" (possible pick-up line)
4. "Subdivisions!" (For you Rush fans)
5. "Luke, I am your father."
6. "Battlestations!"
7. "Rubbish!"
8. "Howard Johnson is right!"
9. "Careful with that ax, Eugene!"
10. "Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress, devil with the blue dress on!" (Extra points for completing this one!)
I'm betting many of you could add quality words and phrases to this list.
Remember, the two most desirable qualities of a good belch are brute force and the element of surprise. Good luck!
(Moderators, you have my solemn word before God that my posts will not deteriorate to this level on any kind of regular basis.)
WORDS & PHRASES THAT SOUND GREAT WHEN SPOKEN "IN BELCH":
1. "Ricola!"
2. "Superkalifrajilisticexpialadotious!"
3. "Wie geht's, meine Schatze?" (possible pick-up line)
4. "Subdivisions!" (For you Rush fans)
5. "Luke, I am your father."
6. "Battlestations!"
7. "Rubbish!"
8. "Howard Johnson is right!"
9. "Careful with that ax, Eugene!"
10. "Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress, devil with the blue dress on!" (Extra points for completing this one!)
I'm betting many of you could add quality words and phrases to this list.
Remember, the two most desirable qualities of a good belch are brute force and the element of surprise. Good luck!
(Moderators, you have my solemn word before God that my posts will not deteriorate to this level on any kind of regular basis.)