Winterover
02-01-2004, 08:38 PM
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window,
and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your
load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street. At the third red light,
the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the
blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan, and
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK"
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window,
and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your
load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street. At the third red light,
the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the
blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan, and
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK"