secondgear
02-01-2004, 02:55 PM
>FINE
>This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
>right and you (the man) need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe
>how a woman looks.this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
>
>FIVE MINUTES
>This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
>football game is going to last before you take out the trash.so it's an
>even trade.
>
>NOTHING
>This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
>usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
>inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
>argument that will last "FIVE MINUTES" and end with "FINE".
>
>GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
>This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
>"NOTHING" and will end with the word "FINE".
>
>GO AHEAD (with normal eyebrows)
>This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You
>will get a "RAISED EYBROWN GO AHEAD" in just a few minutes, followed by
>"NOTHING" and "FINE" and she will talk to you in about "FIVE MINUTES"
>when she cools off.
>
>LOUD SIGH
>This not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
>misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
>at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
>and arguing with you over "NOTHING".
>
>SOFT SIGH
>Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft sighs" mean that
>she is content. YOUR BEST BET IS NOT TO MOVE OR BREATHE.and she will
>stay content.
>
>THAT'S OKAY
>This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
>man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
>paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's okay" is
>often used with the word "FINE" and in conjunction with a "RAISED
>EYEBROW GO AHEAD"
>
>PLEASE DO
>This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
>chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
>whatever it is you did. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be
>careful and you shouldn't get a "THAT'S OKAY".
>
>THANKS
>A woman is thanking you. DO NOT FAINT! Just say you're welcome.
>
>THANKS A LOT
>This is MUCH different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks a lot"
>when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
>offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "LOUD
>SIGH". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "LOUD SIGH", as
>she will only tell you "NOTHING".
>This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
>right and you (the man) need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe
>how a woman looks.this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
>
>FIVE MINUTES
>This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
>football game is going to last before you take out the trash.so it's an
>even trade.
>
>NOTHING
>This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
>usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
>inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
>argument that will last "FIVE MINUTES" and end with "FINE".
>
>GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
>This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
>"NOTHING" and will end with the word "FINE".
>
>GO AHEAD (with normal eyebrows)
>This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You
>will get a "RAISED EYBROWN GO AHEAD" in just a few minutes, followed by
>"NOTHING" and "FINE" and she will talk to you in about "FIVE MINUTES"
>when she cools off.
>
>LOUD SIGH
>This not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
>misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
>at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
>and arguing with you over "NOTHING".
>
>SOFT SIGH
>Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft sighs" mean that
>she is content. YOUR BEST BET IS NOT TO MOVE OR BREATHE.and she will
>stay content.
>
>THAT'S OKAY
>This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
>man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
>paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's okay" is
>often used with the word "FINE" and in conjunction with a "RAISED
>EYEBROW GO AHEAD"
>
>PLEASE DO
>This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
>chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
>whatever it is you did. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be
>careful and you shouldn't get a "THAT'S OKAY".
>
>THANKS
>A woman is thanking you. DO NOT FAINT! Just say you're welcome.
>
>THANKS A LOT
>This is MUCH different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks a lot"
>when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
>offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "LOUD
>SIGH". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "LOUD SIGH", as
>she will only tell you "NOTHING".