secondgear
02-01-2004, 02:49 PM
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Two fellers,(Leroy and Rube) had never gone squirrel huntin together before. Leroy told Rube that he had a new technique for baggin the little critters without firing a shot. Rube thought this sounded a might strange but agreed to meet the next morning to go after some bushy tails. The next morning they parked the truck next to a wooded area and started walkin thru the timber. All of a sudden Leroy spotted a big ol squirrel crouched down on an overhanging limb. Motioning for Rube to be quiet, Leroy positioned himself so the squirrel could clearly see him. Leroy then started making the ugliest faces you could ever imagine at the poor squirrel. After a few seconds, the squirrel fell out of the tree dead as a doornail. Rube was completely taken back by this amazing sight and ran over to pickup the deceased squirrel. Inspecting the squirrel, Rube noticed a few minor cuts and abraisions, but that was it. "Hey Leroy, howd ya do that? I ain't never seen anything like that before in my life!. Can I try the next one?" Leroy looked over at Rube and said," na, ya better let me do it, I'm afeared yull tearum up too bad".
:D
Two fellers,(Leroy and Rube) had never gone squirrel huntin together before. Leroy told Rube that he had a new technique for baggin the little critters without firing a shot. Rube thought this sounded a might strange but agreed to meet the next morning to go after some bushy tails. The next morning they parked the truck next to a wooded area and started walkin thru the timber. All of a sudden Leroy spotted a big ol squirrel crouched down on an overhanging limb. Motioning for Rube to be quiet, Leroy positioned himself so the squirrel could clearly see him. Leroy then started making the ugliest faces you could ever imagine at the poor squirrel. After a few seconds, the squirrel fell out of the tree dead as a doornail. Rube was completely taken back by this amazing sight and ran over to pickup the deceased squirrel. Inspecting the squirrel, Rube noticed a few minor cuts and abraisions, but that was it. "Hey Leroy, howd ya do that? I ain't never seen anything like that before in my life!. Can I try the next one?" Leroy looked over at Rube and said," na, ya better let me do it, I'm afeared yull tearum up too bad".
:D