secondgear
02-01-2004, 02:27 PM
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My apologies to Jeff Foxworthy:
You Might Be A Real Fisherman...
1 ...if your air freshener is a lid off of a jar of punch bait dangling from your rear view mirror.
2 ...if you have ever sneaked your fishing pole into Sea World.
3 ...if the fishing poles you have cost more than the truck you drive to the lake in.
4 ...if you lost your virginity in the back of a john boat.
5 ...if you use a trotline to hang your laundry out to dry in your backyard.
6 ...if the value of your boat goes up and down with the amount of gas in the tank.
7 ...if the Game Warden immediately calls for backup when he sees you arrive at the boat ramp.
8 ...if you have the Bass Pro Shop's number on speed dial on your home phone.
9 ...if your buddies think you're a genius because you rigged up a "Clapper" device to your boat to shock up fish.
10 ...if you have asked the Texas Parks and Wildlife to install a daycare at the boat ramps.
11 ...if you have ever had to syphon gas out of your truck to put in your boat to go fishing.
12 ...if you have ever been too drunk to drive so you go fishing instead.
13 ...if you have ever tried to pick up a date in a bar with the line: "Honey, you smell sweeter than Hawg Wild Dip Bait".
14 ...if you have ever used a trotline to go deer hunting by stringing it in a river bottom and baiting it with corn on the cob.
15 You might be a real fisherman if you have ever gotten fired from a job for scaring off customers because you smell like punch bait.
:D
My apologies to Jeff Foxworthy:
You Might Be A Real Fisherman...
1 ...if your air freshener is a lid off of a jar of punch bait dangling from your rear view mirror.
2 ...if you have ever sneaked your fishing pole into Sea World.
3 ...if the fishing poles you have cost more than the truck you drive to the lake in.
4 ...if you lost your virginity in the back of a john boat.
5 ...if you use a trotline to hang your laundry out to dry in your backyard.
6 ...if the value of your boat goes up and down with the amount of gas in the tank.
7 ...if the Game Warden immediately calls for backup when he sees you arrive at the boat ramp.
8 ...if you have the Bass Pro Shop's number on speed dial on your home phone.
9 ...if your buddies think you're a genius because you rigged up a "Clapper" device to your boat to shock up fish.
10 ...if you have asked the Texas Parks and Wildlife to install a daycare at the boat ramps.
11 ...if you have ever had to syphon gas out of your truck to put in your boat to go fishing.
12 ...if you have ever been too drunk to drive so you go fishing instead.
13 ...if you have ever tried to pick up a date in a bar with the line: "Honey, you smell sweeter than Hawg Wild Dip Bait".
14 ...if you have ever used a trotline to go deer hunting by stringing it in a river bottom and baiting it with corn on the cob.
15 You might be a real fisherman if you have ever gotten fired from a job for scaring off customers because you smell like punch bait.
:D