ArrowHawk
10-13-2003, 12:43 PM
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror
taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love," she says, " I look in the mirror
and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled,
my breast are barely above my waist, my tush is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms
are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, " Tell me
something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says,
"Well there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!"
:D
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror
taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love," she says, " I look in the mirror
and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled,
my breast are barely above my waist, my tush is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms
are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, " Tell me
something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says,
"Well there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!"
:D