hangoo
10-08-2003, 08:40 AM
Well one afternoon in class Mrs. Smith asked her class what their parents do for a living....
...Mary raises her hand and says that her dad is a farmer!
...Mikie raisies his hand and says that his dad is a fireman
...and after a while the whole class tells everyone what their dad does....except for little Johnny.
...so Mrs Smith says, "So Johnny, what does your dad do....?"
...he says, well my dad is an exotic dancer...where he works they play music and he takes off all of his clothes and dances around, then when the shows over he takes girls in the back and they pay him to have sex.....
...Mrs Smith is shocked...so she quickly puts all of the kids to work and goes over and talks with Johnny....
...She said, Johnny, im so sorry, i didnt mean to embarrase you....does your father really do that?
...Johnny says, "No..........he really plays for the Detroit Tigers, but i didnt want to embarrase myself.
...Mary raises her hand and says that her dad is a farmer!
...Mikie raisies his hand and says that his dad is a fireman
...and after a while the whole class tells everyone what their dad does....except for little Johnny.
...so Mrs Smith says, "So Johnny, what does your dad do....?"
...he says, well my dad is an exotic dancer...where he works they play music and he takes off all of his clothes and dances around, then when the shows over he takes girls in the back and they pay him to have sex.....
...Mrs Smith is shocked...so she quickly puts all of the kids to work and goes over and talks with Johnny....
...She said, Johnny, im so sorry, i didnt mean to embarrase you....does your father really do that?
...Johnny says, "No..........he really plays for the Detroit Tigers, but i didnt want to embarrase myself.