She was so blond...

[stelmon]

SHE WAS SO BLONDE...
> > ...she thought a quarterback was a refund
> > ...she thought General Motors was in the army
> > ...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
> > ...at the bottom of an application, where it says "sign here", she
wrote
> > Sagittarius
> >
> > SHE WAS SOO BLONDE...
> > ...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
> > ...she sent a fax with a stamp on it
> > ...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
> > ...under "education" on a job application, she put "Hooked on
Phonics"
> > FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FAC
> > SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE...
> > ...she tripped over a cordless phone
> > ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice because it said
> > "concentrate"
> > ...she told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk"
> > ...she asked for a price check at the Everything for a Dollar Store
> > ...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
> >
> > SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE....
> > ...she studied for a blood test
> > ...she sold her car for gas money
> > ...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that read "Airport
Left",
>she
> > turned around and went home
> >
> > SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE...
> > ...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occurred around home, she
moved
> > ...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
> > ...she thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
> > ...she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening