Ed Michrina
09-24-2003, 10:50 AM
You might be a Michigan boater if...
you define winter as six months of bad cruising.
you think the Alkaline batteries in your GPS machine was named after a Tiger baseball player.
the Big Mac is something you cruise under.
you learned to drive a boat before riding a bike.
you know that Mackinac rhymes with Mackinaw.
the word "thumb" means an area to float around and not part of your hand.
you have ever experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
you know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't too far from Hell.
your favorite holidays are Thanksgiving, Christmas, and opening day of boating season.
your snowmobile and fishing boat have big-block Chevy engines.
traveling coast to coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon.
you point at your hand when explaining to people where your boat is docked.
you define winter as six months of bad cruising.
you think the Alkaline batteries in your GPS machine was named after a Tiger baseball player.
the Big Mac is something you cruise under.
you learned to drive a boat before riding a bike.
you know that Mackinac rhymes with Mackinaw.
the word "thumb" means an area to float around and not part of your hand.
you have ever experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
you know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't too far from Hell.
your favorite holidays are Thanksgiving, Christmas, and opening day of boating season.
your snowmobile and fishing boat have big-block Chevy engines.
traveling coast to coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon.
you point at your hand when explaining to people where your boat is docked.