Signs you're a wuss

[Huntin Horseman]

Your last name is 'Wuss'.

You do absolutely everything your wife tells you to do.

You stay home cleaning the house while your wife works hard making the money.

When friends come over, you ask for a comment on how sparkling clean your home is.

No more night out with the boys, have to stay in and watch little junior.

Your first thought each morning is, "What should I make my wife for dinner tonight?"

The highlight of your week is cuddling in front of the TV to watch Trading Spaces.

You constantly send e-mails out to websites complaining.

You start every sentence with 'Yes, dear'.

You deserted your Air National Guard unit in the early 1970's.

She doesn't let you handle the remote.

For your birthday you are hoping for a carpet steam cleaner.

Don't have time to read 'Signs You Are A Wuss'. Have to bake cookies.

Your friends call you 'Soccer Dad'.

Can't wait to try out your new Tupperware.

Spend your time logged on to the Wuss chatroom.

[ArrowHawk]

That there was a wuss chatroom.

By the way how do you know, been there have ya?:eek:

Just messing with ya:D

[PrtyMolusk]

Howdy, Shane-

You know, someday YOU might be married. Then you'll realize how many of those items are done because you love your spouse or family...

Some longtime site members are stay-home Dads whose wives work.....

I, myself, have watched 'Trading Spaces'.

And I enjoy a nice piece of Tupperware.....:eek:

[Burksee]

Originally posted by PrtyMolusk
Howdy, Shane-

You know, someday YOU might be married. Then you'll realize how many of those items are done because you love your spouse or family...

Some longtime site members are stay-home Dads whose wives work.....

I, myself, have watched 'Trading Spaces'.

And I enjoy a nice piece of Tupperware.....:eek:

PM, Well said! I myself enjoy a good piece of Tupperware. As far a TS goes that Paige Davis is one hot babe! Sign me up! :D

[Robert W. McCoy Jr]

Amazing how much you will do for someone you love with out thinking of it as a hassel.

A few years ago I wouldn't have seen it that way.;)

Funny how a good woman will change the way you look at things.

[Supa Roosta]

You ain't kiddin Robert W. McCoy Jr


I met my wife back when I was a Freshman in H.S. 31 years ago.

We've been married for 22 now and I'll tell ya what. :o

Whatshername has been the best thing that coulda,,,, uhh,,, kinda-sorta,,,, prolly happened to me!

Every day when I awake I get down on my knees,,,,,,,

and worship the dirt she treats me like....:eek:


PS. Any reports of my early demise however premature, should be reported to the City Clerk of St. Clair Shores with instructions that NO Garage Sale Permits be issued to my address!!!

[wildchild]

I was laughing about the tuperware until i seen this
Every day when I awake I get down on my knees,,,,,,,

and worship the dirt she treats me like....
LOL :D

[lzqwhr]

I think Shane's gonna be outnumbered on this one, I do alot of things for my wife (of 19 years) but she's not a 'stay at home mom' either, she works hard and long days doing construction siding, so at our place it's 'taking turns' with all the chores.

[Craig M]

Here here!!! I do all the cooking in my house and I too enjoy a nice piece of Tupperware.

I have too I want to eat, my wife burns water.... butt that's OK, she does the laundry.

[Kevin]

I cook occasionally, clean frequently. I suppose I am a wuss ;) if that is the definition.
We both do everything, but we have sort of informal roles.
She typically gets most of the tedious stuff, like doing the bills, grocery shopping and folding laundry, and I get most of the filthy and heavy stuff unclogging toilets, dispatching/disposing of pests, house repairs

Works for us

[Gone Fishing]

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe, and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him." Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, and all night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

[Burksee]

Originally posted by Gone Fishing
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe, and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him." Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, and all night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

Now that's what I call the "good old days"! ;)

[Huntin Horseman]

LOL ya my dad is the same as you wuss's ;) J/k I think it's great that you guys are that way. I know too many guys that aren't:)

[flyrod4steelhead]

LOL @ Gone Fishing post. That is great. I am with the rest of you guy's. Been married for 3yrs, and both of us do a little bit of it all, except for mowing and weed whiping, that's my turff.

H-H, someday you be in our shoes, I mean the WUSS club :eek: ;) Until then, have fun.

[hangoo]

i hope i never get that way....but it is imposible to get around it!!

just last night, i gave up to get drunk with the boyz to stay with my g/f because she wasnt going to see me for the whole weekend (b/c i'm blowing her off to go home and bow hunt all weekend!!)

i dont know if im a wuss or a nice guy?:confused:

[Kevin Smith]

My grandfather told me the secret to having an enjoyable, successful married life.

You need a woman that can cook.

You need a woman that understands you need to hunt/fish.

You need a woman with strong domestic skills to take care of you.

You need a woman that is hot and absolutely wild in bed!!!!



The most important thing, however, is to remember that these four women must never meet!!
:D