Two women

[redwinger00]

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly
gates, and are comparing stories on how
they had died
First woman "I froze to death."
Second woman "You froze to death - how
horrible!"

First woman "Well, it wasn't so bad. After
I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get
warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"

Second woman "I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I
came home early to catch him in the act. But instead,
I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First woman "So what happened?"

Second woman "I was so sure there was
another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house
looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched and down to the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked
under every bed. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart attack and died."


First woman "Too bad you didn't look in
the freezer we'd both still be alive.