rabbit whacker
09-12-2003, 09:22 PM
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are standing by the side of the road
pounding a sign into the ground that reads:
"STOP! THE END IS NEAR.
TURN YOURSELF AROUND
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!"
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled a driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and rabbi and asks,
"Do you think the sign should just say: 'Bridge Out?'"
pounding a sign into the ground that reads:
"STOP! THE END IS NEAR.
TURN YOURSELF AROUND
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!"
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled a driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and rabbi and asks,
"Do you think the sign should just say: 'Bridge Out?'"