can't remember anything but the punchline...

[Deershutzen]

Anyone remember the joke that goes leads up to this punchline?

"Rectum... Damn near killed 'em!"


I remember almost peeing my pants when my grandpa told me that joke long ago. Then I heard the word rectum the other day. Reminded me of the punchline, but not the joke.

[Shoeman]

It was the first day of school and the teacher wanted to see an essay about the kid's summer. One kid wrote about an accident he witnessed. He explained about one car hitting the other square in the ass. The teacher replied, "Johnny, you can't say ass in the classroom. It's rectum" Rectum hell, .........