lets have some fun you may be a harcore hunter if

[victor mi pro bowhunter]

You just might be a hardcore hunter if

1. You know all the hunting season dates by heart but can't remember your kids b-days.

2. The neighbors ask your wife after a month into hunting season if shes seperated.

3. Your kids names are Remington, Winchester, and Browning.

4. Your rifle collection is worth more than your house.

5. Your license plate says "BUGLER" or "ELKCHSR".

6. You have more camo outfits than suits.

7. You spend more than 3 hours a day reading this site.

8. Your honeymoon was a ELK\MOOSE combo hunt.

9. Squirrels in your hunting area treat you like family.

10. The people who take phone orders at Cabela's ask how the wife and kids are.


i got this off a difrent site:D

[victor mi pro bowhunter]

hears some more:p

if You don't find yourself sleeping anywhere near home the night before opening season.

You arrive in camp early to set up and leave late after helping pack up. (opposite of the slackers).

You cannot carry nor drag your kill (in one piece)

You make sure you are laid off in August. Collect unemployment for six months for hunting season

You like the smell of an elk wallow better than your wifes cooking

You would rather spend an evenig listening to elk bugle than stay home to watch Monday Night Football

You keep your rifles in your house, and forsake any one who dosen't like it

You have your own chair and coffee mug at the local gun/bow store

You ask your wife to wear doe in heat scent for the evening

In the course of your conversation concerning shaft size, shaft stiffness, and achieving total penetration, s*x or viagra never enters the discussion

You own a camouflage tuxedo to wear to the office Christmas party

If you call in sick opening day more than five years in a row

you make your wife drive the 15 year old peice of junk so you can drive the newer4x4 to go hunting

You have more boxes of shotgun shells leftover at the end of the seasons than the average buys for the entire season.

Every conversation you have with your co-workers you ending working in a huntin' story.

You take you wife/husband on vacation in the summer to the same area that you hunted deer last fall

You'd never think of getting a dog that wouldn't hunt with you.

You spend more time in the fall with your hunting buddies than you do with your wife.

Reading through the latest Cabela's catalog counts as reading a newly released book

You have more pairs waterproof boots than you do dress shoes

You end hunting season, and immediately start the countdown to the next one. Off season becomes the time to prepare.

Everyone at home & work, knows you will not be available during the upcoming hunting season. And they know better, than to ask you to change your plans.

If you drive to and from work with your favorite call in your mouth.

If your idea of a great family vacation is everyone filling their deer tags.
if you actually planned your children's birth to come in the off months

if you sell your house to move closer to your hunting land

If you use your wifes best cast iron pot with a wood handle to melt lead in so you can make more round balls for your muzzle Loader


Your children can identify more animal tracks then letters of the alphabet (I think this the best one)
;)

[PITBULL]

How about "you wear camoflage boots with your suit to a wedding, funeral, or job interview" "your honeymoon involves driving around the UP for 2 weeks in August so you can find a good place to hunt in November" "You took four sticks made a big square with them took some rawhide strips used them to strech a deerhide and attach it to the frame made of sticks hung it on the wall and gave it to your wife for her anirversery!" " you decorate said Deer hide with blinking lights for christmas" " you made a windchime from a beercan some tip up line cut up arrows and a shotgun shell" these are all true Im sorry to say. ask MRS. PITBULL.

[flyrod4steelhead]

LOL :D :D

victor mi pro buwhunter,

I fit well into #7 You spend more than 3 hours a day reading this site.

I really like #1 But their is no forgetting my son's B-day Nov 14 :eek:

[NATTY BUMPO]

My grandson's Bday is Nov 14. I learned about it while setting up deer stands, etc. His dad and I are already telling him about how great his birthday partys will be in deer camp. His mamma is not real keen on that idea yet but we're working on her.:D

Is three too young to get him his first gun??:D

Natty B.

[PITBULL]

Originally posted by NATTY BUMPO

Is three too young to get him his first gun??:D

Natty B. NO! THATS ABOUT RIGHT TO GET HIM STARTED A .243 dont kick much:)

[stevebrandle]

My youngest brother (a non-hunter) was born on November 16th. I haven't ate a piece of cake with him in years. He's kewl about it, though.

Here's mine:

You may be a hardcore hunter if:

The guns in your safe are your " nest egg"

The 4 X 4 is always washed on Friday.

A Deputy wakes you up Saturday morning, because the guy you promised to take duck hunting that day is scarin' the crap out of your wife by pounding on the door at 4:00 am. .

[aeromonster4]

and don't forget
your kids learned to count by...G1.G2.G3.etc.
your bow is worth more than your wifes car.
the window tint in the back window of your truck is actually different hunting club stickers.