ArrowHawk
09-02-2003, 01:28 PM
This man was sitting on a stool at the local bar throwing a few back and getting hammered.
At the end of the night when he decided to leave and after paying his bill, he stood up and THUD hit the floor.
The bar tender offered him help but the man refused. After getting to the door and opening it the man hit the ground again and rolled down the steps. He tried again to make it to his feet and once again THUD he hit the ground. He finally gave up and crawled home. Once there he opened the door and THUD hit the floor so he crawled to his room and tried to stnd again and fell on the bed, then passed out.
The next morning he awoke to his wife standing over him and asking him if he was drinking last night. He replied with a no.
She said I know you were. He said how do you know. She replied with "The bar called here and said that you left your wheelchair there".
At the end of the night when he decided to leave and after paying his bill, he stood up and THUD hit the floor.
The bar tender offered him help but the man refused. After getting to the door and opening it the man hit the ground again and rolled down the steps. He tried again to make it to his feet and once again THUD he hit the ground. He finally gave up and crawled home. Once there he opened the door and THUD hit the floor so he crawled to his room and tried to stnd again and fell on the bed, then passed out.
The next morning he awoke to his wife standing over him and asking him if he was drinking last night. He replied with a no.
She said I know you were. He said how do you know. She replied with "The bar called here and said that you left your wheelchair there".