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Airoh
09-02-2003, 11:02 AM
>Mathematically Speaking
>
>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes
>100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those
>people who say they are giving more than
>100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
>over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
>
>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
>questions: What makes up 100% in life?
>
>If:
>
>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>
>is represented as:
>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
>25 26.
>
>Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>
>and
>
>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
>But,
>
>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%
>
>And,
>
>**!@#$!@#$@
>
>21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
>AND, look how far !@#$!@#$-ing will take you.
>
!@#$@#$!@#$@
>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
>So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard
>work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you there,
>Bullcrap and Butt kissing will put you over the top.




Melon
09-02-2003, 11:37 AM
Good one!
That seems about right.

Todder
09-03-2003, 04:13 PM
How do you explain:

I-N-C-O-M-P-E-T-E-N-T

9+14+3+15+13+16+5+20+5+14+20=134%

notmuchtime
09-05-2003, 02:28 PM
That's the bosses boss who can't do anybody's job in the company.:D

hangoo
09-05-2003, 04:41 PM
wow that is funny

Robert W. McCoy Jr
09-05-2003, 09:34 PM
Went Bow hunting 193%:D
Can't do much better than that.