things you never say to a woman

[marty]

You men know when you don't guts to say something but the mouth brakes don't hold and you slip it out. Ok Anyway here's a few things you should never say to a woman.

. If she says "Honey do these jeans make me lookfat? Never but never say of course they do dear:eek: .

If she drives around the parking lot a bunch of times looking for a closer spot never but never say' Park far away it will do your fat ***** some good. :eek: This one got me.

If she works all day long and you stay home never but never tell her to wash the dishes and do my laundry before she goes to bed:eek:

If she says " does my car have a airbag? Never but never say" only when you drive dear

Add if you'd like.......marty:D

[IT pimp 2002]

No offense Marty but those are no brainers for answering. It's the ones that any answer is wrong, that will get you. Got anything tougher than that?

PS you still married? If yes she is a fine forgiving woman.

[KarlMc]

If she says that she is tired of picking up after you DO NOT say " If you would catch it before it hit the floor you wouldn't have to pick it up". If you do you will be doing "IT" doggie style, you will be begging and she will be playing dead. (Moderator edit as needed please).