Bucktail Butch
08-23-2003, 08:53 AM
A bit out of date, but -----
A blonde buys a new Lexus LS400, but returns to the dealership the next day, complaining that she was having problems with the radio.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice operated. "Watch this!" he said...."Nelson."
The radio replied "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie" said the salesman and the radio began playing "On the road again."
The blonde drove away happy, and for the next few days every time she would say "Beethoven" the radio would play beautiful classical music. Whenever she would say "Beatles" she would hear one of their awesome songs.
One day a couple ran a red light and nearly smashed into her new car, but she swerved and barely avoided the collision.
"*****holes!!", she cried and the radio immediately began playing the French national anthem, as sung by the Dixie Chicks.
A blonde buys a new Lexus LS400, but returns to the dealership the next day, complaining that she was having problems with the radio.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice operated. "Watch this!" he said...."Nelson."
The radio replied "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie" said the salesman and the radio began playing "On the road again."
The blonde drove away happy, and for the next few days every time she would say "Beethoven" the radio would play beautiful classical music. Whenever she would say "Beatles" she would hear one of their awesome songs.
One day a couple ran a red light and nearly smashed into her new car, but she swerved and barely avoided the collision.
"*****holes!!", she cried and the radio immediately began playing the French national anthem, as sung by the Dixie Chicks.