redwinger00
08-15-2003, 03:33 PM
BLONDE HORSEBACK RIDER..........................
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to
slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot
seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's
neck, but
she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
the
horse
and throws herself to safety... Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled
in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as
her
head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered
against
the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her
great
fortune...............................
Earl, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse ......
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to
slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot
seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's
neck, but
she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
the
horse
and throws herself to safety... Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled
in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as
her
head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered
against
the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her
great
fortune...............................
Earl, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse ......