rabbit whacker
05-05-2003, 08:03 PM
The Blond Painter
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show
her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at
work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the
house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the
task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket
and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to
prove to him that not all blond women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur
coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
they said....
(scroll down)... I love this one ...
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show
her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at
work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the
house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the
task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket
and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to
prove to him that not all blond women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur
coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
they said....
(scroll down)... I love this one ...
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.