the zipper

[skinne]

> A man walked into a Supermarket with his zipper down. A Lady
> > cashier
> > walked up to him and said, "your barracks door is open." This is
> > not a phrase men normally use, so he went away looking a bit puzzled. When
> > he was about done shopping, a man came up to him and says, "your fly is
> > open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
> >
> > He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady
> > was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a
> > little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said.
> >
> > "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier in
> there
> > at attention ?"
> >
> > The Lady (being smarter than a man ) thought for a moment and
> said,
> > " No, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel
> bags.