tony_1
04-25-2003, 03:00 PM
A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes
into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new
hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his
father.
His father comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she
wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."
into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new
hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his
father.
His father comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she
wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."