hangoo
04-23-2003, 09:08 AM
> Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the
first tee and
the
> fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The
three men
> started talking and bragging about their sons.
>
> The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and
he is so
> successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just
gave it to him
!"
>
> The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he
owns a
multiline
> dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends
a new
> Mercedes, fully loaded."
>
> The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is
a
stockbroker,
> and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire
portfolio."
>
> The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of
taking care
of
> business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about
our sons.
How
> is yours doing?"
>
> The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go- go dances
in a gay
> bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm
not totally
> thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His
last three
> boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock
portfolio."
first tee and
the
> fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The
three men
> started talking and bragging about their sons.
>
> The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and
he is so
> successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just
gave it to him
!"
>
> The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he
owns a
multiline
> dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends
a new
> Mercedes, fully loaded."
>
> The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is
a
stockbroker,
> and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire
portfolio."
>
> The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of
taking care
of
> business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about
our sons.
How
> is yours doing?"
>
> The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go- go dances
in a gay
> bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm
not totally
> thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His
last three
> boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock
portfolio."