newlyweds

[fishwitch44]

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together,
doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.

Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel
when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one
from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the
door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees
all of him well.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared,
and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to a small part of his
anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's
what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"


The groom stood naked in front of the mirror admiring his physique.
"Two inches more and I'd be a king."
"Yes," said the bride, "and two inches less and you'd be a queen."