Hamilton Reef
04-19-2003, 09:45 AM
This is what happens when the Pastor and the song leader don't communicate.
A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor. "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it
all and throw it in the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The song leader stood up. "For our closing hymn," he announced, "let us turn to page 126 and sing, 'Shall we gather at the river'. I've got my rod, spawn bags, and drinking cup."
A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor. "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it
all and throw it in the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The song leader stood up. "For our closing hymn," he announced, "let us turn to page 126 and sing, 'Shall we gather at the river'. I've got my rod, spawn bags, and drinking cup."