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salmonslammer
04-17-2003, 11:45 PM
Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

You don't have to hide your fishing mags.

It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professioal to fish with you once in a while.

The ten commandaments doesn't say anything about fishing.

If your partner takes pics or vid of you fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the net if you become famous.

Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you used to fish with.

It's OK to fish with a total stranger.

When you see a reallly hot angler, you dont' have to geel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.

If your regular fishing partner is not available, he/she won;t object if you fish with someone else.

When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

You can have a fishing calender on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without being sued for harassment.

Thaer are no fishing transmitted diseases.

Its OK to watch fiahing on cable TV.

You can go fishing and get all muddy without being called a dirty old man.

You won't go blind if you go fishing by yourself once in awhile!!!




DaveW731
04-18-2003, 09:34 AM
And some others:

Your fishing partner won't be disappointed if you are the first one done fishing.

You can fish all day long, without worrying if your rod will work.

Your fishing partner will usually be glad to make it a threesome.

You partner is almost always in the mood, even at a moment's notice.

Your partner will always be interested in experimenting with new techniques.

You can joke about being better than your partner.


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