Shoeman
04-16-2003, 03:56 PM
After a vow of silence, Brother Phil was allowed 2 words for his 10 years of service. He approaches the senior monks and speaks his allotment. "Bed Hard" he says and walks to his room.
Another 10 years passes and Phil has been looking forward to excercising his next 2 words. He enters the room and says, "Food terrible" and walks back to his quarters.
10 years later, Phil decided he had enough and wants to quit the monastary.
He walks in and shouts, "I QUIT".
The senior monk gets up and says, "It really doesn't surprise me any. Ever since you got here, all you ever did was complain" :D
Another 10 years passes and Phil has been looking forward to excercising his next 2 words. He enters the room and says, "Food terrible" and walks back to his quarters.
10 years later, Phil decided he had enough and wants to quit the monastary.
He walks in and shouts, "I QUIT".
The senior monk gets up and says, "It really doesn't surprise me any. Ever since you got here, all you ever did was complain" :D