Big Game
04-14-2003, 11:22 AM
Sorry for the cut and paste but thought you might like this.
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and
for all. They
Sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute
with one dog fight.
They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting
dog in the world
and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to
dominate the world
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves
They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
After 5 years,they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever
seen
Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and
nobody could get near it
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund
Everyone felt sorry
for Bush because there was no way that this dog
could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog
Osama's dog snarled and
leaped out of its cage and charged the American
Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the dachshund opened its
mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his
dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in
disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our
best people
working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael
Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look
like a weenie dog
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and
for all. They
Sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute
with one dog fight.
They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting
dog in the world
and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to
dominate the world
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves
They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
After 5 years,they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever
seen
Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and
nobody could get near it
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund
Everyone felt sorry
for Bush because there was no way that this dog
could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog
Osama's dog snarled and
leaped out of its cage and charged the American
Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the dachshund opened its
mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his
dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in
disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our
best people
working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael
Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look
like a weenie dog